Amy Mull Fremgen, Author
Tuesday, September 15, 2015
The Life Changing Magic of Tidying Up
I love this book by Marie Kondo. I first bought an e-book copy and read it on my phone (a first for me) while on vacation this summer in Oak Park, Il. When I got back to the California desert, I bought a hard copy so I could underline and make notes in it. And now I am in the process of decluttering my life following the Kondo method--with a few necessary modifications. To track my progress and keep me accountable I started a blog. If you're interested you might enjoy checking out how I stumble through her very interesting suggestions at www.magictidyingup.blogspot.com
Thursday, March 26, 2015
Eula May and the Easter Kandy Killer
My crazy, funny mystery, "Eula May and the Easter Kandy Killer" is now available as an e-book on amazon.com. Unfortunately, it will take a week for the 'Look inside' feature to be available. Therefore, I'm posting an excerpt of chapter one to give you a flavor of what the book is like. As I said in my previous blog post, Warning. After reading this book, you may find yourself looking differently at Chocolate Easter bunnies.
Click here to go to it on amazon.com: "Eula May and the Easter Kandy Killer"
Click here to go to it on amazon.com: "Eula May and the Easter Kandy Killer"
CHAPTER ONE
My boss, Sal Minitini, decided we
needed to hold a brain stormin' session over Easter weekend in Palm
Springs. Good gravy. I'd just got to Hollywood from a tiny Kentucky
town as a wanna be dancin' star, and even I knew that wasn't the best
time or place to hold a serious meetin'.
Who wanted to discuss TV plots at a
California oasis callin' itself the Playground of the Stars? Half
the college population of the West Coast and their grandparents were
there to sit next to Lucille Ball on her iron bench, rub Sonny Bono's
bronze knee, and cavort down Bob Hope and Frank Sinatra boulevards.
But Sal's bearded and bald yoga guru had persuaded him relaxation was
the key to gettin' creative juices flowin'.
So there I was, the most junior staff
person, workin' since seven on a coolish Friday morning. I was pool
side of our fifties Retro Motel guardin' lounges for the rest of
Sal's staff. I'd strewn green and white towels over five of the
chaises and pulled them into a half circle facing the bright blue
water. I was nervous and kept rearrangin' the chairs. I'd made no
friends since I moved from Karnak, the tiny town I'd lived in all my
life. I was hoping the three co-workers on this trip would turn into
more than colleagues. I was getting' a little lonely.
And of course I wanted to make a good
impression on Sal. Although he was only a middle-aged, overweight TV
producer with few successes, I counted on him to make good on his
promises.
He'd told me if I
did a bang-up job as a go-fer, he'd get me an introduction to the
producer of 'Dancing with the Stars'. Right, as if that was ever
goin' to happen, but I was an optimist. After five discouragin'
months in Hollywood, I still had high hopes that somethin' excitin'
was on its way. It was but not in the way I anticipated. Who
anticipates murder?
I'd put on my best casual outfit--dark
green cotton pants, green and white striped shirt and white flip
flops. With red hair and green eyes, I wore a lot of green. I
hoped I looked like a serious Shirley MacLaine and not a Christmas
tree.
I'd gotten two pitchers of orange juice
in ice buckets and a coffee urn waiting for the nine a.m. meeting.
Would Sal and his people actually make it down at that hour? Only
time would tell.
He'd told me to make sure he was up
after the motel's wake up call at eight or else. He was a heavy
sleeper and might go back to dreamland. My bright pink, Hello Kitty,
watch read eight-fifteen. It was time to show I was a bang-up go-fer
and check on him. I gave his fake wood paneled door a timid knock.
It was unlatched and swung open. My stomach clenched as I wondered,
'What does a new employee, who wants to keep her job, do now?'
I stuck my head in and whispered, “Mr.
Minitini? Are you up?” It was quiet. I listened for sounds of
breathing or bed clothes rustling. Nothing. I stepped in, the
bathroom looked dark. I didn't think he was there. I repeated a
little louder, “Mr. Minitini. Are you here? It's me, Eula May.”
I hoped he wasn't goin' to grab me as I walked over to the rumpled
bed. I'd heard horror stories of some TV producers. Most were all
business, all the time, but some were...well, you know.
The bed looked empty. But as my eyes
scanned the room, I saw a pile of clothes lying by the bathroom door.
I gasped. “Oh, lawdy. Mr. Minitini! Are you OK?” I flipped on
the starburst overhead light. He was curled up like a shrimp and his
eyes stared at nothing. I could see he'd been sick.
I pulled out my cell phone. I told
myself I would not scream. My mother was a funeral director. I'd
seen dead bodies before. But still my fingers trembled as I punched
in 911 and babbled, “I think he's dead. I think he's dead.” As
I answered the dispatcher's calm questions, my eyes roamed the room,
anywhere but on the body. On the stand next to the bed, was a large
chocolate rabbit with one ear missing. I had one just like it in my
room, but it had both ears.
***
Sal's
three staff members stumbled out and down to the pool area when they
heard the sirens. They wore shirts and shorts or jeans. Either they
slept that way, or they'd stopped to pull on clothes before they
escaped a possible fire. We sat in the lounge chairs I'd saved for
the meetin'. When the first police officer had arrived, after
checkin' my ID, he'd let me go and I'd scrambled to keep the seats we
no longer needed.
Other motel residents rushed out of
their rooms, also thinkin' it was a fire. The desk clerk flapped his
hands at them. “No fire, no fire. Go back to beds. Everythin'
OK.” When they saw no fire engines or handsome, hunky firemen they
went back to finish their sleep or whatever else they'd been doin' in
the Retro Motel on Easter weekend.
I felt a strange, fierce desire to talk
and never stop. My co-workers looked stunned as I blurted what I'd
seen and done in Sal's room. I didn't mention the chocolate Easter
rabbit. For all I knew it was perfectly innocent, just like me.
Jennifer, Sal's thirtyish personal
assistant, burst out crying when I told them Sal was dead. Last
night's mascara leaked around her eyes making her look like one of
the undead. The two writers, Mark and Bruce, were slurpin' down OJ.
Mark had emptied a flask into one of the pitchers and I didn't think
it was an energy additive. Although I felt numb from findin' Sal, my
heart beat up a little when I looked at Mark's remarkable abs,
peeking out of the unbuttoned shirt he'd thrown on. He was one of
the reasons I'd been so excited to be invited on this trip. As I
mentioned, I'd been getting' a little lonely.
“Crap. Everything happens to me.”
Mark complained, runnin' his hands through his black curly hair. I
stared at him. He explained, “Well, doesn't it? Bruce and I are
here to finish writing the pilot for Sal's new series, 'Gals and
Guns.' And now it's gone with the wind.”
Bruce perked up. “Hey, I like that.
Gone with the wind. Write that down.”
I blinked. These were writers? “You
do know that's the title of one of the most famous movies in the
world?”
“Before my time. Probably just an
oldie.” Bruce scoffed.
Although stunned by Sal's death, my
blood was gettin' hot, and not from the early sun. I was especially
upset with Mark. He was, I'd thought, one of the nicest guys I'd met
in Hollywood. He didn't treat me like a hick from the sticks and he
had the cutest dimples when he smiled. I also liked the tight faded
jeans he wore that cupped his bottom nicely.
He saw the outraged expression on my
face and backtracked, “Eula May, I am sorry Sal's dead. He
wasn't just a meal ticket to me. He was my friend. But his death is
also the death of the dreams I've had since I was a kid in Idaho.
You should understand that.”
Now he did sound like a writer, a bad
one, but still a writer.
“Yeah, I know what it's like to have
dreams that never see the light of day. But you're still alive, you
can try again. Sal is dead! Any dream he ever had is dead. He can
never try again!” I cringed inside 'cause now I was soundin' like
an inspirational 'you can do it' book. I guess sudden death brought
out the cliches.
Mark reached over to pat my hand. “I
know, I'm sorry.”
A
tall angular man who looked forty in spite of graying hair ambled
toward us. He pulled a leather billfold from a back pocket and
flipped it open to a silver and gold police badge. “Detective
Steele. I understand you all knew the late Mr. Minitini.”
We gaped at him from our cushioned
lounge chairs. Jennifer's blue eyes grew bigger, if possible. “Yes,
yes, I knew him. He was my boss.” She wiped her eyes with a
scented tissue from the pocket of her light blue shorts.
Detective Steele pulled over a chair
from a patio table, its legs scraping on the concrete so bad it set
my teeth on edge.. “I need to ask a few questions,” he said with
a hint of a drawl. He sat and gestured toward a stooped, bald headed
man who sat behind him and pulled out a notebook. “George here
will take your statements. Please be sure to speak clearly and always
face George. He's hearing impaired but he's the fastest lip reader
in the country.”
I gave George a little smile and waggled
my fingers, hoping I wasn't saying something bad in sign language.
Detective Steele cleared his throat and
said. “I'm sure this must come as a shock to you all.”
“Of course not,” I stammered. “I
have a good friend in Karnak who can't hear, either.”
“I was referring to the death of Sal
Minitini.”
“Oh, yes, right.” My face was so
hot, I thought it would melt.
“Sal never did look after himself,”
Mark said. “Lived life to the full and loved the ladies. Still I
could scarcely believe Eula May here, when she told us how she found
him.”
Bruce jumped in. “Did he have a heart
attack? What happened? Did he have Ebola? Or what about measles, I
hear that's goin' around right now. Are we at risk?”
George's eyes widened at Bruce's wild
comments. He was a speed lip reader if he kept up with
Bruce's breakneck gushing.
Steele squinted at Bruce. “We don't
know what caused Mr. Minitini's death. But we're treating it as a
suspicious death 'cause he wasn't under a doctor's care, as far as we
know. Do you know?”
“He always said he was healthy as a
horse, and would live forever.” Bruce could sure spout cliches. I
wondered if his bedtime readin' included classic overused phrases.
Mark rubbed his chin. “I think he had
an annual physical a while back and everything was fine...unless of
course he didn't want us to know he was sick.”
“Why wouldn't he want you to know
that?” Steele stared at Mark.
“Sharks!” Bruce cried. “Sharks
are always circling in Hollywood. If they see weakness they eat you
alive.” He made biting gestures with his fingers.
We looked at him. He pursed his lips
and draped a pool towel over his wispy shoulders. “Well you know
it's true.”
The detective slid his hazel colored
eyes to me. They weren't hooded like a snake's. But they were cold
and tired looking. “And you...Ms. Sweet? Eula May Sweet? Is that
your real name or a stage name?”
He scared me, but his words were
insulting. By stage name did he mean like a stripper? I tried to
keep my voice as steady and cold as his. “It's my real name. I'm
from Kentucky.” And then I blew it by blurting out, “You know
where we all marry our cousins.”
Jennifer gasped, Bruce snorted with
laughter, Mark's mouth fell open, but Steele just raised an eyebrow.
Just one. He was cool. I wondered if he had a heart beating inside
that robot like exterior....
I hope you enjoyed reading this excerpt.
Monday, March 23, 2015
Eula May and the Easter Kandy Killer
Some readers are curious about how writers write. Here is how/why I wrote my most recent story.
On March 1 (2015), I set myself a challenge of writing a short (20,000 word) Easter mystery in less than a month so it could be published before Good Friday. I met my challenge (doing nothing else except writing!) and the book, after final editing, will be available on amazon.com soon--I'm hoping Friday, March 27.
"Eula May and the Easter Kandy Killer" takes place during Eula May's Hollywood days before she returns home to Karnak, KY, having failed to become a successful dancing star. (This is the same Eula May who recently starred in my first novel, "Eula May and the Flim Flam Nun.")
The dancer's low bank account forces her to take a go-fer job working for Sal Minitini, a TV producer. Her first assignment is help Sal and his writing team over Easter holiday weekend at the Retro Motel in Palm Springs, CA. Sal thinks the relaxing spot will up his writers' creativity turning his new TV series, "Gals and Guns," into a big success.
Unfortunately, before the script is finished Eula May finds Sal's dead body. To save herself, she needs to discover how and why he died. And, if he was murdered, 'who done it'. Of course, there's a handsome homicide detective who both helps and hinders her, and gets her heart beating in more ways than one.
Warning. After reading this book, you may find yourself looking differently at Chocolate Easter bunnies.
On March 1 (2015), I set myself a challenge of writing a short (20,000 word) Easter mystery in less than a month so it could be published before Good Friday. I met my challenge (doing nothing else except writing!) and the book, after final editing, will be available on amazon.com soon--I'm hoping Friday, March 27.
"Eula May and the Easter Kandy Killer" takes place during Eula May's Hollywood days before she returns home to Karnak, KY, having failed to become a successful dancing star. (This is the same Eula May who recently starred in my first novel, "Eula May and the Flim Flam Nun.")
The dancer's low bank account forces her to take a go-fer job working for Sal Minitini, a TV producer. Her first assignment is help Sal and his writing team over Easter holiday weekend at the Retro Motel in Palm Springs, CA. Sal thinks the relaxing spot will up his writers' creativity turning his new TV series, "Gals and Guns," into a big success.
Unfortunately, before the script is finished Eula May finds Sal's dead body. To save herself, she needs to discover how and why he died. And, if he was murdered, 'who done it'. Of course, there's a handsome homicide detective who both helps and hinders her, and gets her heart beating in more ways than one.
Warning. After reading this book, you may find yourself looking differently at Chocolate Easter bunnies.
Saturday, January 31, 2015
"WIRED FOR STORY" by LISA CRON
If you like to write stories, I've discovered a great help. It's "Wired for Story," subtitled 'The Writer's Guide to Using Brain Science to Hook Readers from the Very First Sentence.' As a former psychologist I was intrigued with the idea of using brain research to create plots and characters that would keep readers turning pages. The author, Lisa Cron, is an instructor at the UCLA Extension Writers' Program, has worked as an agent, TV producer, story consultant, and in publishing. I especially liked Chapter 9 "What can go wrong,must go wrong--and then some." Pity the poor heroine or hero whose creator follows these directions. Each chapter contains a cognitive secret and a story secret. In chapter 9, the first is that "the brain uses stories to simulate how we might navigate difficult situations in the future." And the second is that "a story's job is to put the protagonist through tests that, even in her wildest dreams, she doesn't think she can pass." The paperback was published in 2012, but I recently found it at The Book Table, a great little but big book store in downtown Oak Park, IL.
Tuesday, November 25, 2014
Thank you for more than 4,000 downloads
I was stunned that "Eula May and the Flim Flam Nun", the e-book version of my funny mystery had 4,182 downloads over the weekend. For a 24 hour period it was # 1 mystery and # 1 cozy (subset of mystery) at amazon.com. Thanks to all the readers that thought it would be a good read. And I want to thank again the two artists (Sandra Tang Fremgen and Tom Fremgen) responsible for the cover that attracted such a huge number of people.
If you want a vacation from your world, visit the madcap characters in a warm hearted town, Karnak, Kentucky, site of the Eula May series.
I write funny stories because there is so much stress in the world. A laugh a day keeps the doctor away. Have fun, enjoy life.
If you want a vacation from your world, visit the madcap characters in a warm hearted town, Karnak, Kentucky, site of the Eula May series.
I write funny stories because there is so much stress in the world. A laugh a day keeps the doctor away. Have fun, enjoy life.
Friday, October 31, 2014
Continuing Preview of EULA MAY AND THE MONKEY BUSINESS
Scroll down to previous blog to read the beginning of chapter 1. This material continues it.
End of previous material
“Oh
dear, I seem to have found another dead body.” I grimaced, looking
at the deceased.
“Not
again! You shouldn't be allowed out on your own." Sheriff Buck growled. "Where are you?
I'm coming over.”
“I'm
at that new shop, Monkey Business. As mayor I thought I should
welcome the owners to Karnak.” The shrill animal voice in the back
kept shrieking. “Maybe you should bring someone from animal
control, too.”
New material
“Lord
love a duck. All I got is Deputy Kipp. He'll have to handle any
animal problem. Hang on, don't touch anything. I'll be right
there.” He cut the connection.
I
squeezed my eyes shut hoping things would look different when I
opened them. But nothing changed. It was still Monday morning, my
stomach was still overfull from the Chamber of Commerce breakfast I
just gobbled down unaware I would soon be staring at a dead body. I
sighed, punched in #2 on my phone and heard, “Clip and Curl, we're
here for you.”
“Wanda,
thank God you answered the phone. I'm in deep do-do again. Get over
here fast.”
“What?
You think I can just run around like a jack rabbit. I've got
clients to take care of.”
“I'm
sorry, I'm sorry, but..” my voice dropped to a whisper, “I've
found another dead body.”
Wanda
shrieked, “Did I hear you right? Did you say...”
I
cut her off. “Stop. Don't say it. Everyone in town will be
running over here.”
“Where's
here?”
“The
Monkey Business. It's the new store in town, about a block from
you.”
“Oh
yeah, I know it. I'll be right there. Sylvia can run the shop.”
I
clicked my phone shut. I didn't know if I should call anyone else or
not. It was hard to think with all the noise coming from out back.
I ran my fingers through my short, curly red hair, worried about what
I should do as mayor. Scanning the shop, I noticed the animal cages
were empty. Perhaps the owner didn't have time to stock them with
small dogs, cats, and rabbits.
Oh,
oh, I remembered reading angry letters to the paper about the new
business. A 'concerned animal lover' wrote the shop should be
boycotted because it encouraged 'unspeakable puppy mills'.
I
didn't know about pet store ethics, but I knew the town needed new
businesses. Karnak had been slammed by the current economic
recession. No matter what the politicians called it, when you
couldn't find a job it was a recession, maybe even a depression. I
cringed as I realized now I was one of those dreadful politicians
feeding at the public trough. Well, at least I hadn't sought the
office. No one even told me there was a write in campaign for me as
mayor to get rid of good ole boys' politics. Since my salary was
only a token $1,000 a year I didn't think I was a burden to the
taxpayers either.
A
police car pulled up to the curb, Buck and Deputy Kipp slammed out of
it and ran into the store.
“OK,
Eula May, where's the body?” Buck snarled, his meaty hand on his
holster.
The
noise from the back grew louder. Kipp shoved back his cap and
asked, “What's that?”
Friday, September 5, 2014
Eula May and the Monkey Business, Preview of my new book
Chapter 1. Not Another Body
I pulled the shiny brass knob on the glass door and walked in to the tinkle of an overhead bell. As newly elected mayor of Karnak, KY, I felt it my duty to call on new businesses and this one, Monkey Business, promised to be fun. But what I saw wasn't funny. The merchandise seemed to have tumbled off shelves in an earthquake. Boxes and bags of dog and cat food, pet toys, leashes, and shattered glass aquariums were strewn on the concrete floor. From a back room I heard squawking. There was a strange, fusty smell. I stepped around the fallen supplies to the green Formica counter. A tossed pile of clothing behind it caught my eye.
My stomach clenched as I saw what looked like a human head sticking out of the jumble. “Oh, law. Not another dead body.” I shuddered remembering the mess I'd gotten into the last time I found a body—an aborted wedding and my arrest for murder. I stared out the shop windows, trying to think of a way out of this new mickle. Ignoring the beautiful spring morning, the swaying pink and red tulips in the grassy park across the street, I moaned, “There's gotta be another explanation.”
But I knew what I had to do. I couldn't run and hide this time. I pulled my phone out of my blue blazer pocket and hit #5. Because he'd insisted, Sheriff Buck Johnson was on my speed dial.
“Sheriff here, Eula May. What's up now?” His gruff voice hurt my ear.
“It's not my fault, so don't get any ideas...” I started to explain.
“What's not your fault?” he demanded. “Get to the point.”
“Oh dear, I seem to have found another dead body.” I grimaced, looking at the deceased.
“Not again! You shouldn't be allowed out on your own. Where are you? I'm coming over.”
“I'm at that new shop, Monkey Business. As mayor I thought I should welcome the owners to Karnak.” The shrill animal voice in the back kept shrieking. “Maybe you should bring someone from animal control, too.” [This book will be available this fall as an e-book.]
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